One slow, slow day I asked: Who’d you rather be stuck in an island with? Johnny*, Echo*, Paul* or Anthony*?

In typical fashion, she analyzed said choices gave me a detailed explanation on the  benefits of being stuck with each!  She wrote:

JOHNNY*

will probably give me calculations for the economic potential of the island AND a business plan for the next 5, 10, and 15 years to achieve dominance in the world’s coconut market. if he’s anything like ANDIE, we’ll be EATING, BREATHING, LIVING IN COCONUTS!

ECHO*

can sweet talk the local inhabitants to worship him as their king (and i’d be the queen? gulp.). he can sweet talk the other islands to buy coconut from him till he becomes emperor by sheer charm and diamond-peel skin. BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN HIS BDAY CLOTHES WITH DIAMOND PEEL ALL OVER??

RICHIE*

hmm. i have no idea what richie can do. paint me sunsets, blue beaches, white sand and coconuts when we’re both starving and the rain’s pouring. hehehe

PAUL*

can distract my hunger with nice graphic posters and writeups.

ANTHONY*

can DEFINITELY build me a 39-story luxury hi-rise with a playdeck at the roof level, right at the heart of the jungle. then he can sell to the locals with his chinese accent. BUT REALLY??! WHAT IF I DECIDE TO WEAR STILLETOS?!

*names changed not to protect them, but to protect us.

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